The footballing world has been gripped with a deadly disease called “MONEYFUCKINGWHORITIS” and the Scent of Tevez is the latest strain of the deadly virus that causes it. While readers of Chris Toy’s Studs Up would be totally aware of the phrase, the footballing world owes an explanation as to what the fuss is all about. While the Scent of Carlos started out as weird idea in Chris’ mind, it is a reality today. The reality was witnessed yesterday in the Derby when each time Carlos was found near the crowd, the smell caused varied effects ranging from mild panic attack of Boos to a state of uncontrolled hate towards the source of the smell. While scientists world over are still trying to find a biological cause for the acts of the fans, a prominent theory is that the mutation to a disgusting shade of Blue is what has caused the smell to arise in the first place. While asking members of the crowd, we also got to know that it was not experienced about 3 months back when they chanted “Fergie! Sign him!”. Here is a detailed article explaining the Cause, symptoms and Preventive measures for MONEYFUCKINGWHORITIS and Scent of Tevez.
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