The Mail Online published a story yesterday which talked of Cristiano Ronaldo discussing a lot of things including possibilities of Wayne Rooney to come and play for Spanish Liga (Oh! in case you are interested, it is not happening), the possibilities of Manchester City posing a real threat to us and the future of Ronaldo and any chances of him joining the Eastlands. Yes, I actually expected the money sucking cunt to say a straight NO! and it really shook me for an instant to see that he did not rule this out.
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Destined to face each other
Patrice Evra has been my favorite United player this season. His explosive forward darts combined with his solidity at the back make him, in my mind, the best left-back in the world. Not only does Patty set the pitch alight with his exemplary performances, he also makes all the right noises off the pitch. He is one of those players who find playing for Manchester United a dream come true and consequently try to give their best on the pitch. He is also one hell of a character and his off-the-field snippets are always fun to listen to. In his latest offering to the media, Patrice has revealed that his exceptionally strong psychic powers tell him that a European date with Real Madrid is inevitable and sooner or later, Manchester United are destined to face Cristiano Ronaldo as an opposing player. Not that Evra is worried though. [Keep Reading…]
Don't worry, even I was frustrating initially
Apparently, Nani has been getting massive phone bills lately. Putting in a certain amount of investigation brought out the fact that most of the calls were being made to Madrid. Now before you start formulating rather fascinating wild theories of your own, let me vanquish all conjecture and put forward the truth for you. The recipient of most of Nani’s calls happens to be a certain man called Cristiano Ronaldo. For those who have forgotten who Ronaldo was, Cristiano happens to be the same guy who had an orgasmic fascination for Real Madrid and left us this transfer season to finally pursue his ‘dream’. Nani, meanwhile, was handed the chance to fill his fellow Portuguese’s shoes, a task at which he has disappointed massively so far. So, in this hour of need, Nani was left with no other option but to make a distress call. And who better to give advice than the man whom he is trying to succeed? [Keep Reading…]
When Cristiano Ronaldo came to United in 2004, he was by no means a polished article. He was an extremely talented youngster, no doubt about that. But most of the times his decision-making was horrible and his tricks and skills were never exhibited at the opportune moment. His trickery was more about showboating than about effectiveness. But under the stewardship of Sir Alex, he grew into a phenomenal player scoring 42 and 26 goals in the last two seasons. This, considering he was a wide player in essence, is an astounding fact. We got six unbelievable years out of him and then sold him at a profit of £68 million; I don’t think any club has ever reaped such fruits from any particular player, especially from one who had always nurtured another club in his dreams. Now that he is gone, he will be sorely missed. But in football, things never stall over one player. We have a new talent on our hands, one which has an unenviable task of replacing The World’s Best Talent. But the 80-million dollar question is: Is Antonio Valencia good enough? [Keep Reading…]
Cristiano Ronaldo scored 68 goals in his last two seasons for us and that is 30 per cent of our total tally but fear not as Waza has set his aim for the goal tally for the coming season for United.
While we will have great help in the form of Owen, Berba and Macheda yet Rooney needs to perform a career best to see us through for a Title run. [Keep Reading…]
Ryan Giggs has seen it all at United. In his 19 years at the club he has seen the metamorphosis of the club from the enigma of King Cantona to the stardom of Becks to the stardom of CR7. However, Giggs emphasised that all the talk and fuss about Ronaldo leaving and the club no more being a contender to the CL is all for no good. He says it is more of a matter to people outside the club and has shown complete faith in the Gaffer to make his magic work one more time like it has in the past. [Keep Reading…]
