Don't worry, even I was frustrating initially

Apparently, Nani has been getting massive phone bills lately. Putting in a certain amount of investigation brought out the fact that most of the calls were being made to Madrid. Now before you start formulating rather fascinating wild theories of your own, let me vanquish all conjecture and put forward the truth for you. The recipient of most of Nani’s calls happens to be a certain man called Cristiano Ronaldo. For those who have forgotten who Ronaldo was, Cristiano happens to be the same guy who had an orgasmic fascination for Real Madrid and left us this transfer season to finally pursue his ‘dream’. Nani, meanwhile, was handed the chance to fill his fellow Portuguese’s shoes, a task at which he has disappointed massively so far. So, in this hour of need, Nani was left with no other option but to make a distress call. And who better to give advice than the man whom he is trying to succeed? [Keep Reading…]

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